Hello. Thank you for accepting our offer to become the Athletic Director (Men's Sports) at Podunk University. We're new to the big wide world of college athletics, and we are sure you are just the person to lead us to many excellent accomplishments on and off the field for our athletes and coaches!
Your job is pretty simple. Please see to the To-Do List items on the left-hand side of your desk, and keep an eye on the department's current stats in the upper-right.
Dr. James Hollandaise, President of Podunk University, will also be available to help you along your way.
We have the utmost faith in you! Thank you, and good luck.